Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Pimpin all over the world
The Cadillac Escalade has really grown on me. I have no idea why, honestly. It's just so shiny and sparkly! Even though the website says it comes in all the normal colors, I think they only actually allow you to buy it in white or pearl (or, as the website calls it, 'white diamond' -- how can you resist a color called WHITE DIAMOND?). And have you ever seen one dirty? It's like the car that never gets dirty. I think that the Cadillac people secretly send someone over to your house once a week to wash and wax it. How else can it stay so shiny and sparkly? It just makes me want to drive it down the road, blasting Ludacris, hanging out the window shouting, "Bling-bling, bitches!".