Bite me

I am just the crabbiest girl today. I am stomp-my-feet-and-throw-things crabby. I am I-can't-believe-I-wore-the-itchiest-pair-of-pants-ever-on-a-day-I-could-have-worn-jeans-to
work-but-didn't-know-about-it crabby. I am can-they-ever-play-anything-other-than-Bon-Jovi-and Stevie-Nicks-on-the-radio crabby. I am I-can't-believe-I've-been-packing-boxes-for-my-boss-all-day-in-heels-and-itchy-pants crabby. I am could-this-day-be-any-longer-or-suck-any-more crabby. I am just plain old CRABBY.