Dear Michigan State Football Team,
Every year I think maybe, maybe this year you will not break my heart. Maybe you will not suck. Maybe you will play football as if you actually belong in this league. Maybe you will finally live up to your potential.
Today I tried the I-don't-give-a-shit position. I knew you were going to lose and I decided not to care. Well then came the third period when your offense suddenly seemed to come together and suddenly we were winning - dominating, even.
And then it happened. My heart opened to the possibility that you might actually do it, that you might actually beat the University of Michigan.
And then you fucking lost.
You are now officially dead to me.